Week 14 NFL Picks

Well the holiday that explains all miracles, Hanukkah, certainly falls at an opportune time for the Birds this year. The last game at Giants Stadium would certainly seem like a perfect opportunity to repeat the Miracle at the Meadowlands and effectively sever the Giants playoff hopes. We will get to that prediction in just a little bit. First let's get to my Week 14 NFL (a.k.a. the start of fantasy playoffs) picks.

Pittsburgh over CLEVELAND

Yet another wrong Thursday night pick. Isn't it time to abandon this whole Thursday Night Football thing? No one looks forward to watching these games, it hurts teams that need normal rest towards the end of the season, and I get almost every one of them wrong. This needs to end.

Naaaaahlins over Atlanta

We saw what the Falcons did without their starting QB and running back, and now their best pass rusher in Justin Babineaux was charged with possessing 1 and 1/2 ounces of the finest Hotlanta herb. Not exactly inspiring for a potential playoff team? This is the game that finally ends their back-to-back playoff dreams.

Green Bay over CHICAGO

The Packers are finally rounding into form while the Bears are surprisingly only 5-7. That has to be somewhat inspiring given Jay Cutler's Jake Delhommeian achievement, carrying more interceptions than touchdowns into Week 14.

TAMPA BAY over NY Jets

Not really an upset since the Jets will be starting Kellen Clemens for the first time since 2007.

Miami over JACKSONVILLE

MoJoDrew seems like he's dropped off the face of the earth huh? I see a return of his fantasy impact this week despite a convincing W by Chad Henne and co.

BALTIMORE over Detroit

Make or break game for Baltimore's withering playoff hopes. I say it's make.

HOUSTON over Seattle

Thank the football gods that there is fantasy football or I doubt anyone would think to watch this one.

INDY over Denver

This loss should make for a very interesting AFC wildcard picture. I think it gets even more interesting in the manner in which the Broncos will lose. After today they will not appear deserving of a playoff spot.

Buffalo over KC

And the winner for "Weekly Worst Game of the Week" goes to...

MINNESOTA over Cinci

I'd pick this to be an upset if the visiting team wasn't called the Cincinnati Bengals.

NEW ENGLAND over Carolina

Who would have thought that the AFC East would be the definition of Mediocre. After the Steelers' stream of horrendous gut-check performances this year, I don't think any legendary team or coach is safe. Given that, I think the Patriots eek this one out.

Oakland over WASHINGTON

Don't bet against the Raiders at home against another bad team.

TENNESSEE over St. Louis

Another dominating win by Vince Young even though he'll look like crap in doing so.

San Diego over DALLAS

Come on fantasy players on San Diego! (Rivers, Kaeding, Defense, LT) unless I make further adjustments

Eagles over NY GIANTS

The dominance continues. The Eagles secondary is too good for Eli. The Eagles receivers are too good for the Giants' secondary. Giants O-line is hurting, Eagles linebackers seem to be forming some continuity. The only thing that can stand in the Eagles way of victory is the wind and rain that will surely douse the stadium and potentially David Akers' kicks.

Arizona over SAN FRAN

The Cardinals are peaking at the right time. This is not a team anyone wants to play come playoff time.

Season: 122 - 67

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